We’ve all been there (well, OK, most of us ill-prepared people have been there). A bottle of wine and no corkscrew? Now you never have to worry again.
Paramount executives have picked up the rights to the 28-year-old's autobiography.
The sequel to the 2001 comedy is still several months away but with one-liners like these, we can't wait.
After 15 years, the comedian will bid farewell as he hosts his final "Daily Show."