A woman in Montreal named Rachel Lapierre won a lottery a few years back, and the prize pays her a thousand dollars a week for life. And ever since then she’s been giving the money away.

Thanks to the College Humor folks, we get every wedding speech ever… and they’re pretty on point with this little bit of awesome.

WARNING: This video contains adult language. So if certain words offend you, stay away from this one. Seriously. If you click it, watch it, and get offended, that’s your choice. So don’t do it if that worries you. Instead, maybe WATCH THIS INSTEAD.

An Australian biologist did an up-close video showing mosquitoes repeatedly trying to pierce through a net to bite human skin that’s on the other side. You can see their proboscises, or mouths, poke through hoping to pierce the skin. It’s awesome. Creepy, but awesome.

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