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BONUS SCOOPAGE: It looks like Pirates is the victim of, well pirates…
Online pirates have reportedly pirated Disney’s new Pirates of the Caribbean film, and they’re asking for a whole lot of booty in return for keeping it off the Internet. Hackers who claim to have stolen Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales are asking for a massive amount of online currency (bitcoins) in return for not releasing the film online before it hits theaters on May 26. The FBI is already working with Disney, which will not pay the ransom.