So there’s just not a lot going on in Hollywood right now, but leave it to O.J. Simpson to come through with some classic O.J. It looks like The Juice has finally watch Tiger King, and, spoiler alert, he has thoughts on Carole Baskin.
“There’s not a shred of doubt in my mind, that that lady’s husband, is tiger sushimi.”
First, I believe the word he’s looking for is sashimi, and second, as I learned on the playground, it takes one to know one. I mean seriously, if OJ thinks you did it, is there even a point to a trial. Just lock her up now.
Tiger Sashimi #TigerKing pic.twitter.com/VuQzT3OAvM
— O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) April 1, 2020
During this weird time of sheltering in place, you need to find the bright spots where you can. And luckily for us, there’s Lindsay Lohan.
Yep, she’s got a new song called “Back to Me” that drops on tomorrow. But because she’s awesome we get a taste right now.
See, something to look forward to.
Look, I told you there wasn’t much happening in Hollywood. So here’s a book recommendation. If you haven’t already, start reading the Dresden Files. It’s good. There’s magic and weirdness. Plus, the next one in the series is out in like June. So yeah. The first one is called Storm Front, give it a read. You can grab it RIGHT HERE.
