It’s a sad day for comedy; Chris Pratt needs a snack; Ed Sheeran has a proposal for an entire country; Shia LaBeouf Strikes out in LA….

Bonus Scoopage:

Real Clowns Aren’t Happy About the “It” Remake because they think the remake will be bad for business. One of them says, quote, “No one sticks up for a clown. The only thing cooler to dislike is a mime. It’s silly and stupid, and I wish people would focus on the good clowns out there.”

Sorry real clowns, you’re creepy. Deal with it.