Someone thought it would be a good idea to break into Dog the Bounty Hunter’s store in Colorado and steal some of his personal items, includuing stuff from his late wife Beth. Well, I’m not sure if they’ve ever met Dog, but he kind of made a living trackin’ folks down.
“If you turn youself in in the next 48 hours, I will not press charges… But if you don’t, there will be no mercy.”
But then Dog takes it to a weird place.
“I’m not OJ Simpson.”
Ok. So does that mean if you catch them you’re not going to murder them wearing gloves that don’t fit?

If you or your kids were watching MTV in the early 2000’s, then you probably know Bam Margera was a pretty big deal for them back then. But, things haven’t been going so great for Bam lately. It’s bad enough that he tookk to Twitter to ask a certain someone for help.
“Dr. Phil, I need your help in a big, big way. My family is in shambles.”
Look, Bam. I get it. Things are tough. But you’re telling me that Twitter was the best way to get a hold of Dr. Phil? Are you sure this isn’t just a shot at getting another reality show? Come on, I’m sure he has an agent, or secretary, or, I don’t know, a phone number. Maybe try working this stuff out in private? Just sayin’.

Sara Gilbert’s final episode of “The Talk” was this past Friday. And she had a very bittersweet goodbye to her co-hosts, but then she closed with this line.
“This is not a goodbye, and we’re going to be in each other’s lives. I’ll make sure of that.”
Ok. Who believes that? Because I know everyone says it when they leave their job. “Oh, we’ll for sure stay in touch.” But then six months later, you’re trying to remember the name of that woman who worked in the front office that sat in the desk next to that one guy who always wore too much cologne. Becky. Her name was Becky.