After his street side heroics, Danny Trejo went on David Spade’s show and had a bit of surprise for David.
“I want to invite you and all your audience down here for some tacos.”
“We’re going to get free tacos?”
“Uuuh, you’re going to be invited down here.”
I mean, come on. It’s David Spade. Danny’s not fronting him free tacos. Jimmy Kimmel and his audience, sure, but David. Come on.
Kelly Clarkson has a new talk show coming up and if you’re thinking, “Who would give Kelly Clarkson a talk show?”, You’re not the only one.
“I’m slightly terrified that people have that much confidence in me.”
Look, if things go too off the rails, Kelly can just bust out into song.
Wayne Newton is still doing his thing in Vegas. I’m not exactly what his thing is, but it’s getting him sued. Well, his monkey is getting him sued. A woman claims her and her daughter were at Wayne’s house when Wayne’s monkey bit her 15 year old daughter. So there’s a couple of things here. I honestly wasn’t sure Wayne Newton was even still alive, and B) Wayne Newton has a monkey. He’s automatically cooler than I thought he was.
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