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The Scoop for Feb. 12, 2019

Remember NBA great Bill Walton? He was helping his co-host celebrate his birthday with cupcakes and candles, when his co-host for some reason, said this.
“Take a bite out of it while it’s lit.”
And, well, he did. I’m not sure why he aked Bill to do it, and I have no idea why Bill did it. Maybe it was Bill’s singing. Yeah. Who am I kidding, it was totally his singing.

https://twitter.com/espn/status/1094455738729148417


This may be comedy blasphemy, but I’ve never been a huge fan of Adam Sandler and his parody songs, but last night he had another.  As far as I’m concerned, you just need the first line. That’s the joke. The rest, meh. But hey, enjoy it if that’s your kind of thing..

https://youtu.be/eEueq1fa-Co?t=38


Speaking of comedians I don’t appreciate a ton, David Spade is back.
Yep. David has a new late-night show coming to Comedy Central called The Nightly Show. He says it will be, quote, “It will be me and my stupid friends. And we’ll talk about Cardi B, Cardi C, Cardi D…”
And just like that, I’m not interested. I think I’d rather hear Bill Walton sing again.

 

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