Prison is supposed to be a punishment for those inside. But according to Bill Cosby’s spokesman, Bill seems to be making the best of it. “Despite the circumstances, this is an amazing experience.”
Bill has apparently lost weight, got into better shape, and is generally healthier.
“He hasn’t been eating any bread, no desert.”
Wait. No desert? Even pudding? Isn’t that some kind of breach of contract or something?
Yesterday on The Talk, Sharon Osbourne gave an update on the Prince of Darkness himself. Ozzy has been in the hospital for a week now but is apparently doing much better. According to Sharon, quote, “He’s got one of those machines with that little flingy in there that you have to make go up to the top.”
Wait. Is he in the hospital or at a carnival?
Valerie Bertinelli really liked being on her show, “Hot in Cleveland”.
But she wasn’t too pleased when TV Land canceled it. To this day Valerie thinks it was, and I quote, “the stupidest thing TV Land ever did.” Hey, at least she doesn’t hold a grudge.
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