We’ve been doing it wrong; sometimes we know the answer before we ask the question; Geraldo is hot under the collar; And Oprah still isn’t doing it.

Bonus Scoopage: William Shatner has signed with a Nashville record label and is “currently working on a very special project that will be released later this year.” It’s not immediately clear that it’s a country project. I don’t care what he’s doing, if we get more Shatner, we’re all better for it.