In case you missed it, a couple of dirt bags shot Lady Gaga’s dog-walker, and stole two of her French Bulldogs. Not only has she has offered up a half-million dollars as a reward, but now, Machette is on the case.
He’s totally busting down doors. You know he is.

Harry Potter fans were in a bit of a tizzie yesterday because an online rumor was going around that Emma Hermione Watson’s acting career was, quote, “dormant”, and basically over. But… because you can’t always trust the internet, it turns out that’s not exactly the case.
Apparently Emma has gone dormant on social media, not her career. So Potter heads can keep dreaming of a 9th Harry Potter movie. I mean, I don’t think it’s really going to happen, but you can keep dreaming anyway.

If you got a notification that Amazon was going to be sending you Bisquick, you might blame Jimmy Kimmel. Earlier this week, on his show, Jimmy told a story, and he wrapped up by saying, “Alexa, order Bisquick”. And it turns out, Alexa’s in the homes of people watching started ordering Bisquick.
I can get that some people would be upset by this, but honestly, what’s the down side? Delicious pancakes? I’m good with that.

Bonus Scoopage:
Here’s a new Ann Wilson tune.