After an ugly divorce that painted Johnny Depp as an abusive alcoholic, new audio has come out of a therapy session between Johnny and his then wife Amber Heard…
“I did not punch you. I did not deck you. I was hitting you.”
Wait. You were doing what to Johnny?
“I was hitting you.”
See, there are always two sides to the story. The bigger question is, which therapist sold the audio? I’m thought those sessions are supposed to be confidential. I need to call my therapist… I have said some really messed up things to them and yeah.., I need to make a call.

Speaking of celebrity divorce, we have another shocking celeb break up. I never saw this one coming, especially after all the time they’ve spent together, but hey, that’s life it happens. It looks like Pamela Anderson and husband Jon Peters have decided to take a break after 12 days of marriage.
12 days? That’s it? 12 days? Did you two ever even talk before you got married? It takes more that 12 days for people to feel comfortable to fart in front of each other… geesh.

Stephen King has quit Facebook over privacy concerns and “false information”.
I call Fake News on this one, because I just got a friend request from Real Steven King on Facebook and for just 10-99 a month, I can join his email club and I just need to give him my driver’s license number, social security number and mailing address, you know, for the emails… crap. I think I’ve been had. He may have a point.