As you can imagine, the Rams aren’t super thrilled with their Super Bowl loss, but one of their guys, Andrew Whitworth is dealing with it in a rather interesting way. Quote, “I don’t give a crap if you have a hall of fame bust, if you’ve been a pro-bowler, or win 20 Super Bowls.”
Ok, and why is that? Again, and I quote, “At the end of the day, you’re all gonna die.”
Do you get the feeling that if the Rams would have won the Super Bowl, he would be less, “Nothing Matters” and more, “Yaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!”
Alec Baldwin has had a recent resurgence with his Trump impression, but not everybody is impressed by it. Like, I’m sure the President is over Alec’s impression,
but you know who else is over it? Alec’s kids. I don’t blame ’em. I mean I find it amusing, but I wouldn’t want that in my house all day, every day.
Marijuana poster boy and country music legend Willie Nelson wants to sell you some hemp. Well, kind of. It’s a hemp-infused coffee. And no, you won’t get high, unless spending 36 bucks for an 8-ounce bag of coffee trips your trigger, then yeah.
Bonus Scoopage:
The Party of Five reboot has reserved a spot on Freeform’s primetime schedule. They’ve ordered ten episodes, which follows the five Acosta children “as they navigate daily life struggles to survive as a family unit after their parents are suddenly deported to Mexico.” So that sounds uplifting. Gotta be honest, never watched that show. But if you’re into it, hey, enjoy the rebooting.
