When comedian Tracy Morgan recouperating at home from that Walmart truck accident, his neighbor came by with a get well gift. Which is pretty thoughtful. And since it’s Tracy Morgan, his neigher isn’t like yours or mine. Nope, his neighbor is the CEO of Pepsi. And Tracy appreciated the gesture. Quote, “Thank You. And it would be an honor to get hit by one of your trucks.”
Can you imagine if that did happen? Tracy would be swimming in Cheetos and Mt. Dew. Might be worth it. I love Cheetos.
Musician and serial celebrity dater John Mayer made an interesting confession recently. Quote, “I have three nipples”. Where was John when they did that Total Recall remake a few years ago. Sounds like he would have been perfect. You know, as the three breasted prostittue. Sounds like he was made for the part.
If you’re a Lindsay Lohan fan, I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is she’s back in a new movie. The bad news is, well, Lindsay Lohan is in a new movie so how good can it be? Not very. Look for Among the Shadows, coming to a Blockbuster near you.
Bonus Scoopage:
If you’re one of the few who missed out on seeing Black Panther on the big screen, don’t worry. Because Disney just announced the Academy Award-nominated film will return to the big screen to celebrate Black History Month for a one-week engagement February 1–7.
