In another sign of the end times, Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club reality show debuted last night, and we got to see Lindsay in a new role: a boss. And not just a boss, but an adult, handing out life advice.
“When you meet your boss, don’t show up in a bra, ok? It’s not appropriate.”
I never thought I’d say this, but Lindsay Lohan’s right.
So where does actor, super hero, and handsome guy my wife can’t stop looking at Jason Momoa go to celebrate the success of his movie “Aquaman”? He goes to Iowa.
I know. Iowa. I thought, does he have a potato fettish? Turns out no. He went there to celebrate with his grandmother. Which makes him super sweet and even more irresistable to my wife and probably most other women.
If the rumors are true, then we can look forward to seeing Caitlyn Jenner, Sean Spicer, Tonya Harding, and Stephen Baldwin all living together on the next “Celebrity Big Brother”. You know, without shows like The Love Boat and Fantasy Island, this is the only way we can see people who used to be famous on TV. Makes you miss Love Boat doesn’t it?
Bonus Scoopage: So actress nne Hathaway has an interesting way she deals with stress. Her technique? Write everything down, don’t read it, and then burn it. She says, quote, “All of this energy, this angst, this rage . . . everything is smoke.” I kind of like that idea. I mean, unless you take notes on your phone, then you’re probably not going to burn your phone, so there’s that.