If you watch Conan, you know his show is now just :30 minutes and features one guest. Which is great. Unless your guest cancels at the last minute… which is what Kumail Nanjiani did last night. Kumail was supposed to be promoting his new movie Stuber, but had a last minute scene to shoot for another project and had to bail. So Conan played a clip of The Lion King instead of Stuber. Funny. Sorry Kumail. Oddly, I heard Stuber was actually pretty good. Just FYI.
People will do darn near anything to succeed. Take Tennessee Titans Coach Mike Vrabel. Someone asked him if he would cut off his junk to win a Super Bowl.
“Been married 20 years… Yeah, probably.”
Look, you do you, but if you did that and then won the Super Bowl… your celebration that night might be a little bit less fun, just sayin’.
Remeber Dina Lohan was dating a dude she never met? Yeah, for like a year. But now she’s ended it.
Why? Not because she never met him, but because he’s friends with her ex-husband. Because that’s the thing. Not that she’s never been face to face with this guy, but that. Her ex. Geesh.
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