Get ready for chaos…Lindsay Lohan’s getting her own reality TV show.  It’ll be based on her businesses in Greece like the nightclub and two beach houses that are named after her. And there’s already drama. Lindsay took to instagram and threatened to fire two employees because they weren’t wearing the same sandals… It’s supposed to start shooting in August. I got even money she flames out and wrecks it before then.

Back in the day, right after Mila Kunis broke up with Macaulay Culkin, Mila says she went through a bit of a phase. A phase where after 6pm she was, quote “Open for business. I didn’t want to go out to dinner. I didn’t want to go to the movies…”
Um, She’s talking about sex right? Ok, just clearing that up.

Jimmy Fallon gave Tom Cruise huge props for doing his own stunts in the latest Mission Impossible movie, including a helicopter chase scene that Tom trained for 18 months so he cold fly the helicopter… and that’s about all we got to hear from Tom because Fallon is the worst. He won’t let his guests get a word in edge wise. That dude drives me nuts. Seriously, he just won’t shut it. Ok. Sorry. Rant over.

Ryan Lochte got himself banned from competitive swimming because of an intravenous vitamin treatment. That’s not against the rules, but he got more than is allowed. Ryan claims he didn’t know that would be an issue. Regardless. He’s out of competition until June of next year.

Bonus Scoopage:
Former Dukes of Hazzard star, Tom Wopat, has pleaded guilty to inappropriately touching two women in the cast of a musical in Massachusetts in which he starred. He was sentenced Friday to a year of probation after pleading guilty to two counts of annoying and accosting a person of the opposite sex. Those Duke boys, always up to no good.