Spicer works on vocabulary; Hillary Clinton is good with reality; Can You Smell What The Rock Is Googlin’?; Kirsten Dunst is ready for a change; and it’s a “better late than never” apology.

BONUS SCOOPAGE: Big Shock here, but according to TMZ, the Secret Service has launched an investigation into “the circumstances surrounding the photo shoot” that resulted in comedian Kathy Griffin holding a fake severed head of Donald Trump. Also, CNN has basically fired Kathy, so she won’t be appearing their New Year’s Eve program. And then Squatty Potty cut all ties with her.