So Gwyneth Paltrow has a new candle up on her Goop website. If you remember, one of her last candles was called:
This Candle Smells Like My (private part… you know, down there.)
Well her new one is called: This Smells Like My Orgasm.
If they’re smart, they’ll sell them as a matched set. Just sayin’.

One of my favortie directors, Guillermo Del Toro, is doing a “Pinocchio” movie, and Ewan McGregor is already signed on.
He’s going to be the new voice of Jiminy Cricket.
Now, if we can just get Guillermo’s third Hellboy movie, I’d be a happy boy. Heck, I’d take a Hellboy cameo in Pinocchio. Can you see Hellboy fighting the whale? That would be awesome.

So it looks like I and the internet jumped the gun a little bit. Former 90210’er Brian Austin Green was seen haning out with Courtney Stodden. But apparently they aren’t a couple. They’re talking about doing music together.
Yep. If you remember, Brian sang on the show and I guess he still has a some music left in him. If we don’t get a Brian Austin Green and Courtney Stodden tour with Corey Feldman, I’ll be super upset.

Bonus Scoopage:
In case you missed it, on Monday, Kelly Clarkson honored “those protesting oppression and racism” by singing U2’s “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For.”