Remember Allen Glover, the guy from “Tiger King’s” that was supposed to be Joe Exotic’s hit man? Well, he just got arrested for DUI.
Now remember, this is the guy they say Joe paid 3 grand to be his hitman. I guess you get what you pay for, allegedly.

It looks like spending 24 hours a day, 7 days a week together, might not be the best thing for some couples. Because quarantining apparently helped fast track the breakup of Kelly Clarkson and her husband.
According to a source, quote, “It’s nearly impossible to enjoy each other, especially with the children needing constant attention.”
Yeah. It’s called being a parent. Did they not Google that before they had kids?

Matthew McConaughey says what we all know to be true, that it’s important to say no to your kids . . . but, like a lot of dads out there, he admits he’s more likely than his wife to say yes, or in his case…
Alright, alright, alright.
If he’s like me, he has a No threshold. Like if I have to tell you no three times, I’ll probably just give up at that point and cave. I’m a terrible father. But I’m fun.