Shaq hosted the “NBA Awards” last night and came out with jokes loaded up and ready to go.
“My Ex was a great house keeper. She got to keep the house in Orlando, the house in Miami, and the house in L.A.”
Not bad. He landed more jokes in the opening monologue than free throws in his entire career. Because he was bad at that.

I’m not saying Jimmy Fallon is an over actor, but last night during a game of “Touch this weird thing in a box” or whatever he called it, Jimmy had to touch what ended up being a lungfish, and, well, his reaction was over the top. I’m not going to say he was faking it but he actually said “Are you Joking me?” Is that an actual expression? He’s awful.

This isn’t necissarily a “Single Celebrity Alert” for several reasons, but comedian and host, Chelsea Handler, says she’s ready for love. So she’s not recently single, but she’s recently ready to not be single… I think. I don’t know. Ask her out, see how it goes.