The Golden Globes were last night, and, if you’re like me and never really understood the Golden Globes, here’s Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to explain it.

I think I went to Parkland with that last guy.

Speaking of the Golden Globes, Sasha Baron Cohen won for one for his Borat sequel, and thanked one of his amazing co-stars.
He thanked Rudy Giuliani.
Don’t get me wrong, zipper humor can be hit or miss. You really need the sound effect if you want it to land.

Man, how time flies. It’s been ten years since Charlie Sheen gave us Tiger Blood.
Not going to lie, I kind of miss Winning Charlie Sheen. Kind of. I mean, he regrets it, but I kind of miss it.

Plus, we’ve got some George Clooney and Jim Carrey Bonus Scoopage for ya.
Bonus Scoopage:

Also this…