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The Scoop for March 11, 2019

Here’s another one to add to your list of rebooted shows. Married with Children. Yep. There’s a bit of talk about rebooting Married with Children, and Peg says she’d think about it. But, she’s got two shows in the works already, and Al Bundy has been spending his time on Modern Family, so I think we can put this in the “It’d be nice, but not gonna happen” column.


If you watch The View, you know Whoopi Goldberg has been MIA for a while now. Well, we got an update. According to Whoopi, quote, “I came very, very close to leaving the Earth.”
Whoa. Whoopi is going to Mars?
“I had pneumonia and I was septic.”
Oh. I thought she was going to be in space. I mean, I’m glad she’s getting better, but I thought she was going up in space. That would be way better than pneumonia.


Actor Jon Hamm might have a second gig in his future. Here’s a quote from that possible side gig.
“Fourth line contributing so hard. God, he’s a spark plug.”
No, he’s not narrating adult fiction for sexy audible, but I guess that is an option. No, he was calling an NHL game. So yeah. Hockey announcer. But he might want to consider that other too. Just a thought.

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