It looks like art reall does immitate life. Remember when Aunt Becky from Full house wanted to get the twins into an elite preschool?
Well, now Aunt Becky is in trouble in real life for lying and using her money to get her kid into USC. But when you think about it, it makes sense. I mean Aunt Becky went from Full House, to Fuller House, and now Big House. (I totally thieved that joke.)
One of the big hooks for this season of The Bachelor has been the fact that Colton is a virgin. Well, after last night’s episode, I’m not sure that’s the case any more. Because according to Colton, quote, “Last night with Cassie was absolutely incredible, and I feel like a new man.”
So, did you? You know? Again, quote, “A gentleman never kissses and tells, but I do want you to know that I’m very happy.”
That’s a yes.
People like to hear Sam Jackson read lines things you never thought you’d hear Sam Jackson say. Like when Esquire had Sam read lines from famous romantic comedies. The problem is, one of the movies they had him read from was Titanic. Because Sam doesn’t think that’s a Rom/Com. Quote, “Now personally, I don’t think that was funny at all. Rom, maybe. Com, not a all.”
If you ask me, Titanic was a horror movie, where Rose uses the cover a sinking luxury liner to cover up her murder of Jack. She totally could have saved him and chose not too. You know it’s true. Spoiler Alert: Rose is a murder.
Bonus Scoopage: Keira Knightley has skills.
