If you’re like me, you’ve been asking yourself, “Hey, whatever happened to Mama June?” You know Honey Boo Boo’s mom?
The answer? Getting arrested at an Alabama gas station for fighting with her boyfriend. Oh, they also had crack you’d be right.
Is anybody really surprised?
In a world where just about anything can get a sequel or reboot, Terry Crews is totally down with doing a White Chicks 2. He may be the only one, but hey, why not? I mean Weekend At Bernie’s got a sequel.
A couple of years ago, Tom Brady crashed and burned while skiing. Well, after much research and film study, Tom thinks he may have found the solution to not crashing while jumping hills while skiing. He just needs, quote, “Way bigger hill. Way more speed.”
Pretty sure that’s just going to lead to a bigger, faster crash, but that’s just me.
BONUS SCOOPAGE:
I’ll just let this speak for itself.
From the “I shit you not files”
Yesterday Chynna drove to LA.
She hit traffic coming back so she stopped for lunch.
After lunch… more traffic.
She called and said… “Honey, I hit traffic and I’m tired so I checked into a hotel… see you tomorrow.“
She was 45 minutes from home. pic.twitter.com/Ll3zmLpOfP— Billy Baldwin (@BillyBaldwin) March 16, 2019