Roseanne is back and so is Dan, but one character isn’t; There’s at least one thing that Rhonda Rousey can’t do; and we investigate The Biter Incident…

Bonus Scoopage:
Carl’s Jr. announced on Twitter Monday that it planned to rename their Charbroiled Sliders to “Spielburgers” as a tribute to Steven Spielberg and his movie Ready Player One. Carl’s Jr. tweeted: “BIG NEWS GUYS!! As a tribute to the legendary director of #ReadyPlayerOne, we’re going to change the name of our Charbroiled Sliders to #SpielBurgers. @StevenSpielberg hasn’t signed off yet, but we’re pretty sure he’ll be down with it.” But that’s not gonna happen. Spielberg would tweet out a video reply: “Hey there. It’s recently come to my attention that Carl’s Jr. wants to rename their Charbroiled Sliders ‘Spielburgers’. They’re pretty good, but I’m passing. Cease and desist. You can’t do it. Sorry guys.” Pretty sure the whole thing was pre-arranged, but still. I’d be ok with a Spielburger. Just sayin’.