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The Scoop! For March 29, 2021

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The Scoop! For March 29, 2021

I think Pat Sajak might need to get out more.
A woman asked for a “D”, and Pat said, “She wants a ‘D’, and she’s gonna get one.”
I’d like to buy a vowel Pat. I’d like to buy an “Oh really?”
There is no way he didn’t know what he was saying there.


So sad news on the Joe Exotic front. It looks like Joe and Dillon are getting divorced.
But Joe says, they’re in no hurry to make it official. And why would you, Joe? You’re not going anywhere for at least 21 years. You’ve got time.
Oh, and more Tiger King news, it looks like Joe’s arch enemy, Jeff Lowe had a stroke.
Jeff thinks it may be because someone spiked his drink.
Look, Joe’s in prison, there’s no way he could have done it… unless he asked Dillon to do it and he didn’t do a good job. That would explain the divorce.


Have you ever wondered who the Sultans of Swing were in that Dire Straights song? Well, Mark Knopfler finally clears it up.
They were a little dixie land jazz band who were playing in a pub to almost no crowd. They weren’t the Sultans of anything really.
Ok. So Sultans of Swing… not really a compliment. Great. Looks like I’ll need a new vanity license plate…


 

 

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