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The Scoop for March 31, 2020

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The Scoop for March 31, 2020

At this point I’m assuming everyone has at least heard of The Tiger King, if not watched this train wreck already. Well, Shaq wants you to know that even though he’s seen in the series hanging out with Joe Exotic, they aren’t friends.
And to be clear, Shaq loves tigers.
Ok, Shaq may love tigers, but he clearly doesn’t know a lot about them.
Quote, “When they come out as, is it, uh, puppies or kittens?”
Pretty sure it’s puppies Shaq. Who hasn’t gotten all mushy when they see a baby tiger puppy. Super cute.


We all have goals in life right? Whether it’s getting a bigger house, mastering a hobby, or you know, being naked in public when we’re old. Right Suzanne Somers?

She wants to celebrate it by posing nude for “Playboy”.

From what I understand, Playboy is open to the idea. They’re just trying to figure out how to have the center fold be four pages instead of just three. You know, because sagging.


I’m not the biggest Chelsea Handler fan, but hey, that’s why there’s 31 flavors at Baskin Robbins right? Anyway, Chelsea recently admitted the oddest place she’s had sexy time wasn’t so much the where, but the when.

She claims she had sexy time at a funeral.

See. This is just one more reason to shelter at home. If you broke quarantine, you could have actually seen that, and there’s no way you’d get that image out of your head.


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