We’ve got a fast one; possibly the worst Bachelor ever; and a break up that isn’t going well for at least one of them…

Bonus Scoopage:
A couple of tabloids (National Enquirer and RadarOnline) claim Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are in a custody battle over dogs. Both trash websites claim that the actors — who are currently in the process of divorce — are “at war” over two dogs — but the stories are untrue.

Bonus Bonus Scoopage: If you were hoping to land Harry Potter’s Neville… bad news… Matthew Lewis married his girlfriend Angela Jones in Italy… sorry…