Last night, Jimmy Kimmel had Michelle Obama read things she’d never say as First Lady. Things like, “I never at a vegetable”. And, “I not sure which one’s Sasha and which one’s Malia.” I think she might be telling the truth on that one.
Honestly, I’m not sure which one is which either.
Steve Carell had a pretty good story about finally meeting Kelly Clarkson, you know because of that scene in 40-Year-Old Virgin. Or I should say, Jimmy Fallon told the story becasue Steve was on the Tonight Show and Jimmy just can’t shut up. He’s just so bad at interviews. Just awful.
Shania Twain proves once again why you shouldn’t sleep naked when you’re travelling. Because when she got up to go to the bathroom, she opened the wrong door and ended up naked in the hallway, locked out of her room. See? When you’re in the safety of your own home, you can sleep however you want, but in a hotel? Nope. Besides, I want that extra layer between me and those sheets. Know what I mean?
Bonus Scoopage:
A couple of tabloids are claiming that Tom Hanks rang a person’s doorbell in Los Angles and offered to buy their house in cash. The claim by the tabloids is that Hanks told the owner he wanted to buy the place for his son — and the homeowner accepted Hanks offer. Except the story is made up. A rep for Tom says the offer to buy the home never happened.
