The President needs some new joke writers; Miley gets serious; Prince Harry and Meghan need assistance cooking; John Mayer has reasons; Martin Short points out how weird Hollywood Holidays can be.

Bonus Scoopage:
Billy Bush is recovering after suffering a hard hit — from a golf ball. The former Today show co-host shared multiple photos Monday from a hospital bed in Los Angeles, including a snap of himself laying down and another of him posing with a medical staff member. Bush tweeted: “I think I dodged a bullet…but sadly not a golf ball. Scan is clear, let the jokes begin #putmedownforpar.” Oops.