In case you missed it, Mike Tyson fought Roy Jones Jr. this weekend. And Mike didn’t look bad at all. And he may have been high when he did it.
“I smoke everyday, I never stop smoking.”
So, did Mike smoke pot right before the fight?
“Absolutely, yes…. Sorry, I’m a smoker.”
I can’t wait for Mike’s new movie, Pot Fighter. You know, instead of Pit Fighter. Came out in 2005? No one saw it?
I think it’s safe to say that George Clooney is a handsome man. And one of the keys to his look is his hair. Which he apparently cuts himself.
“I’ve been cutting my own hair for 25 years.”
So what’s George’s secret? The Flowbee.
Seriously. He loves is. So the secret to being super handsome? An infomercial product from 1988. Like an idiot, I bought the Think and Grow Rich seminars on Video Tape instead. And before you ask me if they worked… no, no they did not.
So Patrick Duffy has been in a lot of Lifetime Christmas movies, and if he has his way, he’ll be in a lot more. Because he said, he’ll do any of those movies when ever they are offered.
Why? Because, he says, quote, “I know what it’s going to be . . . The message is always positive: It’s always love wins at the end.”
He’s got a point. And yes, he has another new one this year.