A while back, Matt Damon his wife’s name tattooed on his arm, but he always thought it felt lonely there all by it’s self. So he fixed it. Sort of. He got his four daughters’ names tattooed on his arm, but there’s still a catch. He doesn’t have a plan to “tie them all together”
Call me weird, but if you’re going to bother to have five names tattooed on your body, maybe have a plan to tie it all together. Otherwise your arm is going to look like a weird attendance record.
Well, it looks like we’re getting a fifth “Scream” movie.
But it’s not clear if it’s a sequel, a remake, or a reboot. And clearly, Wes Craven won’t be onboard, since, you know, he died in 2015. He directed the first four.
So the interents is wondering if former Friend Matthew Perry has fallen off the wagon again?
Apparently he’s been seen wandering around L.A. looking a bit rough around the edges. Man, if that’s all it takes for people to think you’re off the wagon, people must think I fell off the wagon, got run over by it, got back on, and fell off again.
Best guess, maybe? Good luck Matthew.