Since it’s the Spooky Month, you’re probably wondering where the Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne, has been lately. Well, he’s still recovering from a fall he had earlier this year, but Ozzy himself has a bit of an update.
“I’m not dying.”
Ok, but how are you Ozzy?
“I’m bored stiff… I’ve got more nuts and bolts in my neck now than in my car.”
So maybe Ozzy goes as Frankenstein’s Monster this Halloween? No? Too dumb? That was dumb. Sorry.
Message Regarding Tour Dates:
Europe Postponed
North America still in place pic.twitter.com/L4D1snosvs— Ozzy Osbourne (@OzzyOsbourne) October 9, 2019
Look. I like Jesse Eisenberg. Mostly for Zombieland, but still, I think he’s ok. But, he may have a few issues with anxiety. Why? Well, listen to the reason he never wanted a birthday party as a kid.
TL/DR: He didn’t want to pick which friend to sit next to because that was too much pressure.
Sounds like no one explained the word “party” to Jesse.
There’s just something about meeting a celebrity that is just kind of cool and fun. It’s definitely something you never forget. Even if you’re a celebrity meeting another celeb for the first time, it tends to leave an impression. Like when Paula Abdul first met Keanu Reeves.
He was in his underwear wearing headphones playing air guitar.
Well, yeah. I think I’d remember meeting, well anyone, celeb or not. Although, if you’ve ever been to the Rewind studio, that’s basically what you get every day. Just sayin’.
