You know how it is. You start feeling a bit under the weather, and hit up Google to see what’s wrong and the next thing you know, you’re convinced you’re dying. The same thing happened to Oprah. She had some swelling in her throat and looked it up, and of course she thought the worst. Turns out she just had blocked salivary glands. So instead of inense medical treatment, her doc told her to drink lots of water and suck lemons. Yep. So next time, maybe stay off the internet to see what that rash is.

So there was a rumor running around the internet that Steven Seagal was running for Governor of Siberia. Turns out it was just a joke. But the weird thing, to me any way, was where this was all happening. There’s no way I can spell the name of this town, but Steven said it was, and I quote, “which is where my father’s son is from.”
Your father’s son? Isn’t that you? Aren’t you your father’s son? Does it work differently over in Siberia?

Brace yourself ladies. Channing Tatum is back off the market. Yep. He’s dating a singer you’ve probably never heard of but really, does it matter? She’s not you. And that’s ok. Sure he’s handsome, in great shape, has an awesome job, a lot of money… This isn’t helping is it? I’ll be over here.
It’s Jesse J by the way. That’s who he’s dating.

Sure, it took three years, but it looks like Jennifer Garner is back on the market. Sure her divorce from Ben Affleck isn’t final… yet. But she’s ready to make that happen and move on with her life.

Bonus Scoopage:
The second the clock strikes midnight on October 31, Halloween officially ends and Christmas begins, right? It does on Freeform, which has released it’s programming schedule for the holidays. If you really have to, you can check out the schdule HERE.