So back in the day, Dennis Rodman and Madonna were a thing. But according to Dennis, it was a bit of a weird thing.
“She asked me that, if I got her pregnant, she’d pay me 20-Million Dollars.”
At that point, is it actualy dating? Or just a very specific service that may or may not be illegal? Inquiring minds and what not.

So there’s been a story floating around since 2012 that Shia LaBeouf knocked out Tom Hardy while filming a movie. Turns out, according to Shia, that’s not actually the case.
“We were having some, cutey wrestling match.”
What exactly do you mean, ‘cutey wrestling match’.
“We’re wrestling around… I’m in some weird, twisty naked position.”
Ok. I think we get it. That’s plenty of detail. Thanks for that Shia.

Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo movie is out this weekend, so of course people want to know if there’s going to be yet another Rocky movie.
“I have an idea, you know. But certainly I’m not boxing. Unless I’m fighting arthritis.”
That may be the best Rocky movie yet. But seriously, can we just watch the original movies and be happy? Do we need to see more Rocky? Or Rambo for that matter?

Speaking a of being happy with what we’ve got… I don’t really even know who Connie Britton is, I guess she was in Friday Night Lights. So yeah, someone asked if they were bringing it back, and she said, quote, “You need to let it go.” Thank you Connie. You’re my hero.

Bonus Scoopage:

Here’s that Shia Story plus a lot more, because Hot Ones is awesome. Also:

WARNING: There may be some swearing, so if you’re offended by words, maybe skip this one.