We love our celebs. We do. Part of them seems so unreal. But every now and then, they remind us that they’re just people like you and me. Take Ellen for example. She had an interesting start to her show yesterday with this bit of info.
“I hurt my neck. Want to know how I did it? So would I.”
That’s called getting older Ellen. It happens. One day you’re fine, the next day you’ve got a limp, your back hurts, and you can’t raise your left arm. Enjoy the painful art of aging Ellen.

Speaking of going through real people things, Kelly Ripa just had a mammogram, and, as you can imagine, it wasn’t super fun, but maybe not for the obvious reason.
“Because what really are they gonna put in that vice?”
What exactly are you saying Kelly?
“Because there’s not so much for them to work with”
Ah, gotcha. Well, I can see where that would make an unpleasant thing that much less fun.

Lindsay Lohan released a new song to Instagram only and it’s called Xanax, because of course it is.
A little too on brand, don’t you think Lindsay?