With all the election hub-bub yesterday, you might have missed this one: Michael Douglas got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And no, he didn’t take time to tell you who to vote for. Nope. He actually got a bit emotional because his Dad Kirk Douglas was there. It’s actually kind of a big deal, since Kirk will be 102 next month.
When John Stamos and his wife were trying to have a baby, John went to a fertility clinic. While he was there, he had to, well, do what you do at a fertility clinic. And in order to do what he had to do, the staff told him there was a TV he could use to, you know help him along. And what was on the TV when he turned it on? Fuller House. Seriously. Quote, “Hand to God”.
Um, you know that’s not where your hand goes, right John?
Speaking of celebrity private parts, Chris Pine goes full frontal in his show Outlaw King. And the reason? Quote, “Underneath the emperors clothes, he’s a naked person.” Well, yeah, we’re all naked under our clothes Chris. Is there anything more to it? According to Chris, quote, “I want to see the animal and I want to see the king.”
Did he name his privates “The Animal?” Bold choice sir.
Bonus Scoopage:
“Shrek” and its spin-off “Puss in Boots” are being rebooted, although the producer is hoping to bring back the voice cast from the previous movies. It’s too early to say when the new projects might get off the ground. So if we’re bringing back everybody from the originals, why are we “rebooting” anything? I don’t get it.
